US Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK Jr., has Dunkin’ in his sights. Too much sugar, he says. Ya think? Massachusetts Governor Healey posted her reply:

From our cold, dead hands, Junior. Keep in mind most Massholes’ hands are cold from holding a Dunkin’ Iced Regular all winter. We’re highly caffeinated and ready for anything.

His timing is impeccable. Today is the 256th anniversary of the Boston Massacre. On behalf of the Dunkin’ devoted in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts… Bring it.